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Written by maple 31. Jul 2008 12:59 PM

This may sound odd but a strange man wearing a raincoat and riding a small motorbike keeps putting letters of extortion in my letterbox about the same time every day. Threats of cutting off esential services like electricity and phone if I don't pay up. Why is this happening to me?
(it's meant to be sort of Deppie paranoia joke...sorry people)

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hi Jo

take photo, go to the police....

Written by 1990, 31. Jul 2008 01:32 PM

Hi Jo

I know what you mean about bills they are shit full things and don't like to wait, have you tried to ring the company's to see about an extension or payment plan?
Hang in there, ok?

All the best Al

Written by Al1970, 31. Jul 2008 01:33 PM

Maple

This man is dangerous... pay the money... but i hope you realise that even after you pay the money in the extortion notes... he will return and the extortion notes will keep coming... everyday until you die... of laughing .... ha ha ha ... very funny... pay the bills...

take care

rgds
cate

Written by cateblack, 31. Jul 2008 03:37 PM

It isn't me. Honest! Peter

Written by surfer, 31. Jul 2008 03:40 PM

bugger, you got me!!!! ha ha ha

I was still at sleep, obviously....

maybe I can send mine too with your little man?

very funny...I can laugh at my self.

take care

Written by 1990, 31. Jul 2008 03:51 PM

Haha...yeah marie...I am pretty sure if I go to the Police it will actually be me who gets locked up!

Written by maple, 31. Jul 2008 04:32 PM

can I be there to watch Jo???
That'd be pretty funny actually ! lol

Written by Gyps, 31. Jul 2008 07:52 PM

maple

lmao, i really cracked up over this diary and the coments that followed, im glad you can see the lighter side of things.

take care

Mikey

Written by Mikey, 31. Jul 2008 08:24 PM

Maple,
dont panic unless he's not wearing anything under the raincoat.....

We've all seen THAT movie...!

Written by akita1970, 1. Aug 2008 10:54 AM

You got me there for a minute too...

Brilliant Joke maple, made me lmao......

Love someone with a great sense of humour.

(((((hugs)))))

Haveagoodweekend

Written by cherry1, 1. Aug 2008 02:43 PM

Re Akita's comment-

Years ago Mum had a lingeree party, u know, 1 of those ones where u spend so much and u get a stripper!

Awesome performance... Lol

The following day me & 3 of the girls from the party were on our lunchbreak from work when the postie rode past on his putt putt motorbike.......

It was the bloody stripper from the night before!!! Lmfao

Written by Gyps, 1. Aug 2008 09:10 PM

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